text post from 3 days ago

jeff the tiller's crops are green and flourishing today

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herbs to bring to jeff the griller so he can use it as a garnish for his steak. they're bringing it to jeff the iller who is unfortunately not feeling well today

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no......... i shant say.......................


text post from 5 days ago

youtube comment: "My trans daughter named herself Millie, and i call her Mildred when she's in trouble or being annoying. It's excellent."ALT
reply: "make her real confused by calling her millipede one day." original commenter replies: "ha! Brb doing it now."ALT
original commenter replies again: "she said it didn't go well with her middle name (danger is her middle name. It was a toss-up between danger and velociraptor, and danger won)"ALT

i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard